I have watched rugby long enough to remember when the All Blacks made entire nations nervous… just by warming up. I have watched teams lose before the whistle because they could feel the haka in their bones. I’ve watched them turn 6–0 leads into 46–6 massacres without breaking a sweat (33-19 Twickenham).
So WHAT. ON. EARTH. WAS. THAT?
England 33. New Zealand 19. At Twickenham. And it didn’t even feel like a robbery. That’s the part that’s ruining my week. England deserved it. They were smarter, calmer. They were the ones who looked like the All Blacks.
Meanwhile New Zealand played like a team who forgot the WiFi password to their own rugby brain.
I don’t even know who I am anymore.
And if you’re Australian and you’re laughing — don’t get too comfortable. Because if the All Blacks can fall apart like a supermarket Christmas cracker, what does that say about the Wallabies who are already held together by duct tape and trauma?
Where to Stream the Chaos (33-19 Twickenham)
Yes, you can watch the carnage again. But only if your mental health is stable. Direct clickable links below:
| Platform | Availability in Australia | Requirements |
|---|---|---|
| Stan Sport (Official AU Broadcaster) | Yes | Stan subscription + Sport add-on |
| Kayo Sports / Fox Sports | Yes (depending on rights) | Kayo or Foxtel subscription |
| Sky Sport NZ (Official NZ Stream) | Geo-blocked in AU | Sky NZ subscription or VPN |
| BBC iPlayer (Free UK Stream) | UK IP required | Free account + VPN |
| RugbyPass TV (World Rugby) | Some matches free | Free account |
| YouTube World Rugby Highlights | Free (highlights only) | No login |
33-19 Twickenham – I Knew Things Were Bad When England Started Drop Goals…
Let’s be serious for one second: England hitting drop goals on purpose wasn’t just tactical — it was a psychological prank. George Ford ended the All Blacks’ mental clarity with a legally sanctioned war crime known as a perfectly executed drop goal.
Once upon a time, that would’ve made the All Blacks angry… and then they’d score five tries in 18 minutes. Instead, they stared into space like university students reading their tuition fees.
33-19 Twickenham: The All Blacks Used to Be Terror. Now They’re Mildly Inconvenient
I cannot believe I’m typing this but… England looked composed. New Zealand looked confused. And the emotional collapse wasn’t subtle.
Here is the meltdown timeline for your viewing pleasure:
We are ALL the fan in the third column right now.
They Didn’t Lose Because They Were Bad. They Lost Because They Were Not The All Blacks – 33-19 Twickenham
It wasn’t fitness, injuries, conditions. It was identity.
New Zealand used to be predictable in the best possible way. You NEVER counted them out. They NEVER panicked. They ALWAYS found the structure.
Now? They look like a team that needs a therapy session and a USB containing highlights from 2013.
England Didn’t Get Lucky. They Got Organised.
England looked like they studied the All Blacks not to respect them — but to dismantle them.
- They slowed momentum
- They killed rhythm
- They weaponised patience
- They out-thought New Zealand at every checkpoint
England didn’t just win… they stole the All Blacks’ whole personality.
Australia Should Be Taking Notes… Or Panicking
If New Zealand are wobbling and Australia still can’t tie their laces without supervision… what now?
Either the Southern Hemisphere is collapsing or England is triggering a rugby timeline split.
This match should wake up the Wallabies like a bucket of iced coffee thrown at 4am.
New Zealand aren’t dead. They’re not finished. But the fear factor is gone — that much is clear. And once the aura goes, everything changes.
This isn’t just a loss. It’s a warning. It’s the rugby universe saying: “You don’t get to win by reputation anymore.”
If the All Blacks don’t evolve, England won’t be the only team laughing at their downfall.
And if Australia don’t evolve — they’ll miss their biggest opportunity in years.
I need to lie down now.
